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littleturtleduck:

danielefton:

ruiniscrazy:

lebanesetoaster:

melodiesintheair:

jarpadd:

I suggest all females watch this.

*i suggest all humans watch this.

If you haven’t watched this yet, you really should.

This is a must, girls and boys.

I agree that everyone should watch this. This is one of the few videos on female representation in the media that at least tries to point out that the way females are represented has a negative effect on everyone, not just women. 

I love that this touches also on how media affects men, but wow. Stereotypes are perpetuated by television more than in reality, and they are so skewed because they have to be provocative or funny or any number of things that aren’t complete or real enough.

This affects not only women and men, but race, gays and lesbians, trans people, all people.

We all struggle against what we are supposed to be, what we are told we should be, and yet when positions in media and PR change, the image doesn’t. Because people get those positions by conforming to that image, and breaking out risks loss.

This is why it is so hard for anyone to be who they really are, because they are so busy being what other’s expect so as not to be harassed for not being what they are supposed to be.

Oh man, Geena Davis. I love her with all my heart.

(Source: dave-bowman)

How You Can Have a Bunch of Great Ideas but Still Fuck Up Real Bad: A Korra Essay

chirart:

Hahahaha ever since Saturday the Korra finale seems to make me angrier and angrier. As a storyteller and as a fan of solid storytelling, it is an atrocious mess! I stand by the creators are amazing directors, amazing concept artists, amazing producers, but wow are they terrible writers. They have absolutely no understanding of dramatic convention, and so the first season of The Legend of Korra suffered greatly from terrible execution, and the core ideas were so good it should’ve been a gamechanger. It should’ve been the most brilliant thing on television and instead we were given a 12-week narrative case of blue balls.

Disclaimer: if you enjoyed/love/fanatic about Korra, by all means continue to do so! I enjoyed a lot about Korra. In fact that is why I am so frustrated. But that aside, this is meant as a critique and a dissection and as such you can take it or you can leave it. Nothing I have to say will change the show, nor will anything I have to say will have any effect on what season 2 will bring. Mostly I have been ranting about it to everyone on a daily basis since Saturday and this is my way to finally just. get. it. all. out. So this is me shouting into the ether for my own cathartic glee.

Cool? Cool.

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Let’s tell a homestuck one.

deactivated-thefuckinmirthfulmes:

John invited his father over for dinner. During the meal, his father couldn’t help noticing how handsome John’s roommate, Dave, was. He had long been suspicious of Johns’ sexual orientation and this only made him more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, he started to wonder if there was more between John and Dave than met the eye.

Reading his dad’s thoughts, John volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, I am not homosexual. Dave and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Dave came to John and said, “ever since your dad came to dinner, I can’t find that fucking gravy ladle. i think your old man took it.”

John said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write him a letter just to be sure.” So he sat down and wrote: “Dear Dad, I’m not saying you ‘did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”

Several days later, John received a letter from his father which read: “Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Dave, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Dave. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Dad”

And so the King of Pranks strikes again. 

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kyleehenke:

This is my animation. I’m not exactly happy someone else posted it to hoard all the notes. Here’s the link to the original post. Please reblog from the original artist, guys.

(Source: kanayajones)

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striderkind:

ipoog:

i watched lilo and stitch the other day and i couldn’t get this scene out of my head  ヽ(‘ー`)ノ 

oh my gODDDDDDDDD

castielmpreg:

okay

i just thought this was important

(Source: bootyatrics)

[S] John: Just Lose it

(Source: ccbunz)

(Source: kanayasbeautysalon)

MOVES LIKE HOMESTUCK (FLASH ANIMATION)

i really wish i could dl this

whimzu:

eridan has a rly long tongue

oh look i made more??????

ummm!!!

116,549 plays

octosmagiccastle:

Fuck the man, this is going straight to tumblr, y’all

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sircockatiel:

69ingchipmunks:

derperistical:

ahoitier:

allieelly:

i love hussie yet i hate him this isn’t healthy 

look at how fucking adorable he is omfg

this is beautiful

i love this so much.

the fact that his shirt matches his eyes really pleases me!

phemiec:

This is a song about a whale. NO. This is a song about being Eridan.

An Eridan Ampora fansong. I recorded this with a sore throat so maybe i’m nuts for posting it, but I sorta liked the outcome even if it isn’t perfect. :)

Download at SoundCloud source. 

~

I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip 
and I have a friend I pity quite a bit 
she said “grab your gun let’s have some fun, share with me your perigees 
I have responsibilities, I cannot run!”

“I do not wish the death of any living thing, I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen and put an end to slaughter, but until then I’m keen on staking claim to land and sea and everyfin between.”

I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules 
but when have angels ever helped me yet? 
and magic isn’t real and anyway it doesn’t matter 
cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deflect

the angry death of every hopeful thought 
that I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not 
in someones spider web or net I could be caught 
but I’m too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot

So what? Do you want me to say sorry? 
should I apologize, when you ignore me? 
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely 
or to be hatched into an ugly story

I am a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares 
but then I guess I bored them both to death 
And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces 
better yet invent a brand new method of ascension

I’m impressed, you’ve managed to survive 
but rest assured we’d all be better off dead than alive 
cause when they get a-hold of us we’ll all be batter fried 
and I’m surprised that nobody’s considered switching sides

So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying 
any chance of getting back on your good gills 
And I don’t want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple 
well then bleeding’s the new breathing, don’t you think I will!

I used to wish the death of every living thing 
I might be your killer but you’d never be my queen 
so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams 
I’m done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems

That I am just pathetic, I won’t be overlooked 
I’m past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook 
I’ve made a manifesto, I’ve been bested by a crook, but never more! 
I’m planning on reclaiming what he took…

So what? do you want me to say sorry? 
should I apologize, when you ignore me? 
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely 
or to be hatched into an ugly story 
to be hatched into an ugly story

Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory

I am a prince and I live in a ship 
I am a prince and I live in a ship

~

shandyscribs:

almightysempai:

payslipgig:

curiouslycool:

arosynose:

cpgravelpit:

rawrs-swag:

gingerrants:

rawrs-swag:

fangirlingforeverz:

nijibug:

inkstone:

abetterlovedeservingof:

xekstrin:

strawberrybudikai:

mochrolatte:

oma-shu:



CHECK 1 CHECK 1-2 CHECK 3. YOU READY FOR SOME AMON SHIT?
SCREECHIN THAT DAMON THOMPSON-LIKE ANTI SHIT.
FIRST OFF I’MA SAY; IF YOU’RE A BENDER I’LL BE YOUR ENDER
MURDER BE MY GAME AND THE AVATAR I’LL MAIM
CAUSE I’M LOWER CLASS BUT RISING FAST GONNA MAKE IT LAST.
MY VOICE BE HITTING THE MIC WITH A REBELS RASP THROUGH MY MASK
PUTTING YOUR OFFICIALS IN FEAR CAUSE THEY KNOW CHANGE IS NEAR.
WALKING INTO YOUR GOVERNMENT TAKING OVER CAUSE IT’S CROOKED
YOU ABUSED YOUR POWER AND POSITION SO I CAME IN AND TOOK IT.
TRYIN TO RAISE UP THE PLEBEIAN TO RISE, REVOLT WITH A COLT, REBEL,
FUCK THE SYSTEM, SEND THE POWERED TO THEIR GRAVE IN HELL.
TEACH THE REST HOW THEY SHOULD BEHAVE
GONNA ROLL THROUGH THIS CITY LIKE A TIDAL WAVE.
AND YOU MAY BE WATER TRIBE, BUT WE’LL SEE THAT YOU’RE “OUT”.
*drops mic descends back into stage*

OUICK! SOMEONE MAKE A KORRA RAP RESPONSE! I WANT TO SEE THIS RAP BATTLE! IT SHOULD BE A THING! D8

oky I’ll do my best!!!

LOOK MOTHERFUCKER I’M THE AVATAR
I’VE GOT MORE RHYMES THAN I’VE GOT BATTLESCARS
WHAT YOU WANNA PLAY? COME BRING IT PUNK 
I’LL FLAY YOU ALIVE, BEND YOUR BLOOD, AND LEAVE YOUR BODY IN MY TRUNK
SHIT! AMON, YOU LOOK SCARED, WHAT, CAN’T STAND STEADY?
TAKE OFF THE MASK BITCH AND COME FIGHT ME ALREADY
MY NAME IS KORRA FROM THE WATER TRIBE
I’VE BEEN BENDING FIRE, EARTH AND WATER SINCE I WAS FUCKING FIVE
EVERYONE SAYS I WAS BORN LUCKY AND BITCH YOU’RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE
PEACE


oh my LSKDHGSKGH

#someone needs to jump in as lin beifong

RCPD R-R-RCPD
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THIS ACT BEFORE YOU UP THE ANTE
I’M NOT TAKING ANY SHIT FROM REBELS OR A VIGILANTE
DON’T THINK YOUR RABBLE-ROUSING OR SMASHING UP SHOPS JUST BRING THE CROWDS — YOU BRING THE METALBENDING COPS
THE AVATAR HUH? CUTE. BUT TO ME THAT MEANS DIDDLY
CLEAN UP YOUR TEENAGE ACT AND GET OUT OF MY CITY
AND DON’T THINK I WON’T BE WATCHIN YOU WITH MY EYES
I’M CHIEF OF POLICE YOU BEST RECOGNIZE
BITCH-ASS POSER WANNABES I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THE NAME IS BEIFONG I GOT SIX FINGERS ON ONE HAND

THERE ARE TIMES WHEN THIS IS THE GREATEST FANDOM EVER. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.





HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP LIN!!! YOU BEST STEP OFF MY PUPIL!! AYO! AYO JINORA D-D-D-DROP THE BEAT!
NOW FIRST THINGS FIRST I’LL BEND THE AIR, THEN IMMA START ROCKING BLUE TATS AND NO HAIR.
CAUSE THATS WHAT A MUTHFUCKIN AIRBENDER DO.
JINORA,MEELO, IKKI, PEMA DATS MY AIRBENDER CREW.
LIN MAD CAUSE I GOT MORE FLOW THAN A WATERBENDA,
AMON U MAD CAUSE THERE AINT NOBODY TO DEFEND YA?
ILL RUN OVER ALL OF YA WHILE I RIDE MY BISON.
STUNTIN LIKE MY DADDY, BUT YALL BITCHES IS MY SONS.
NEXT TIME YOU STEP TO ME, BEST BE DISCREET.
UNDERSTAND WE FLY HIGH, WE BE THE LEAF. 


#TENZOUT


MIC CHECK 1,2,1,2
YOU READY, ITS ME
THAT’S RIGHT BOLIN
YOU SEE ME ROLL IN
EQUALISTS? AVATAR? PUH-LEASE.
REPPIN’ THE REPUBLIC CITY STREETS
WITH THEM LADIES WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER
IMMA FUCK YOU UP GOOD
MAKE THE PROBENDING PAIN LINGER
BITCH, WHAT YOU SAY?
THINK YOU CAN WIN
IMMA KICK YO ASS RIGHT OFF ZONE THREE
HOPE YOU CAN SWIM



It seems as though you bitches have come for not only my son, but the new avatar as well. Well You all can Pipe down because the HBIC Has entered the Igloo. Peep My Flow.
UH, UH, YEAH, CHECK IT
NOW THE QUEEN REALLY NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION
AMON, HONEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LIPOSUCTION?
YOUR HEAD’S GOTTEN BIG, THOUGH YOUR BRAIN IS SMALL
I’LL BLOODBEND YOUR TRIFLIN ASS UP A WALL
A REAL OG IS HERE TO TELL
YOU POSERS TO STEP OFF CAUSE IM RAISIN HELL
YOU CAME FOR MY SON AND THE AVATAR TOO?
NEED I REMIND YOU I’VE SAVED THE WORLD BOO.
WATERTRIBE IN THE HOUSE, YOU BITCHES ARE SWEET
NOW BOW TO THE QUEEN AND GROVEL AT MY FEET.
I believe the young ones say “You just got served”
Tenzin fetch my robe


[[wow…]]

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR KATARA HOLY SHIT

I can’t breaaaaaathe and I hate everything!!!!!!!

jesussgkjas dlsajhldsjgkda

y’all bitches best step off
mako got this shit

NICE TRY, BUT DEAR, LET’S RAISE THE BAR A LITTLE HIGHER
I’M MAKO AND I’M HERE TO SET YOUR PANTIES ALL ON FIRE
AND IF I HEAR YOU SAY YOU DON’T THINK I CAN KEEP A BEAT
BETTER BACK AWAY, ‘CAUSE WHEN I RHYME I BRING THE HEAT
BLINK AND YOU’RE BACK IN ZONE TWO, ZONE THREE
YOU’LL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER UNDERESTIMATED ME
DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE THE AVATAR, A REBEL, OR A COP
I’LL MAKE YOUR BODY WOBBLE WHEN YOU FEEL THE BASS DROP
LADIES UP AND SWOON AT THE SOUND OF MY NAME
I LIGHT ‘EM UP INSIDE WITH MY FIRE FERRET FLAME
SO PEOPLE RAISE YOUR HANDS FROM THE FLOOR TO THE ATTIC
CHECK THE OTHER MIC AND ALL YOU’LL HEAR IS JUST STATIC
BUT I’M STILL STANDING, EVEN DOWN TO THE WIRE
MY SECRET IS SIMPLE, BABE, I’M COOL UNDER FIRE


(not actually art but I’m reblogging it anyway—though I did make the gif)

shandyscribs:

almightysempai:

payslipgig:

curiouslycool:

arosynose:

cpgravelpit:

rawrs-swag:

gingerrants:

rawrs-swag:

fangirlingforeverz:

nijibug:

inkstone:

abetterlovedeservingof:

xekstrin:

strawberrybudikai:

mochrolatte:

oma-shu:

CHECK 1 CHECK 1-2 CHECK 3. YOU READY FOR SOME AMON SHIT?

SCREECHIN THAT DAMON THOMPSON-LIKE ANTI SHIT.

FIRST OFF I’MA SAY; IF YOU’RE A BENDER I’LL BE YOUR ENDER

MURDER BE MY GAME AND THE AVATAR I’LL MAIM

CAUSE I’M LOWER CLASS BUT RISING FAST GONNA MAKE IT LAST.

MY VOICE BE HITTING THE MIC WITH A REBELS RASP THROUGH MY MASK

PUTTING YOUR OFFICIALS IN FEAR CAUSE THEY KNOW CHANGE IS NEAR.

WALKING INTO YOUR GOVERNMENT TAKING OVER CAUSE IT’S CROOKED

YOU ABUSED YOUR POWER AND POSITION SO I CAME IN AND TOOK IT.

TRYIN TO RAISE UP THE PLEBEIAN TO RISE, REVOLT WITH A COLT, REBEL,

FUCK THE SYSTEM, SEND THE POWERED TO THEIR GRAVE IN HELL.

TEACH THE REST HOW THEY SHOULD BEHAVE

GONNA ROLL THROUGH THIS CITY LIKE A TIDAL WAVE.

AND YOU MAY BE WATER TRIBE, BUT WE’LL SEE THAT YOU’RE “OUT”.

*drops mic descends back into stage*

OUICK! SOMEONE MAKE A KORRA RAP RESPONSE! I WANT TO SEE THIS RAP BATTLE! IT SHOULD BE A THING! D8

oky I’ll do my best!!!

LOOK MOTHERFUCKER I’M THE AVATAR

I’VE GOT MORE RHYMES THAN I’VE GOT BATTLESCARS

WHAT YOU WANNA PLAY? COME BRING IT PUNK 

I’LL FLAY YOU ALIVE, BEND YOUR BLOOD, AND LEAVE YOUR BODY IN MY TRUNK

SHIT! AMON, YOU LOOK SCARED, WHAT, CAN’T STAND STEADY?

TAKE OFF THE MASK BITCH AND COME FIGHT ME ALREADY

MY NAME IS KORRA FROM THE WATER TRIBE

I’VE BEEN BENDING FIRE, EARTH AND WATER SINCE I WAS FUCKING FIVE

EVERYONE SAYS I WAS BORN LUCKY AND BITCH YOU’RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE

PEACE


oh my LSKDHGSKGH

#someone needs to jump in as lin beifong

RCPD R-R-RCPD

TIME TO SHUT DOWN THIS ACT BEFORE YOU UP THE ANTE

I’M NOT TAKING ANY SHIT FROM REBELS OR A VIGILANTE

DON’T THINK YOUR RABBLE-ROUSING OR SMASHING UP SHOPS
JUST BRING THE CROWDS — YOU BRING THE METALBENDING COPS

THE AVATAR HUH? CUTE. BUT TO ME THAT MEANS DIDDLY

CLEAN UP YOUR TEENAGE ACT AND GET OUT OF MY CITY

AND DON’T THINK I WON’T BE WATCHIN YOU WITH MY EYES

I’M CHIEF OF POLICE YOU BEST RECOGNIZE

BITCH-ASS POSER WANNABES I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

THE NAME IS BEIFONG I GOT SIX FINGERS ON ONE HAND

THERE ARE TIMES WHEN THIS IS THE GREATEST FANDOM EVER. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

  • HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP LIN!!! YOU BEST STEP OFF MY PUPIL!! AYO! AYO JINORA D-D-D-DROP THE BEAT!
  • NOW FIRST THINGS FIRST I’LL BEND THE AIR, THEN IMMA START ROCKING BLUE TATS AND NO HAIR.
  • CAUSE THATS WHAT A MUTHFUCKIN AIRBENDER DO.
  • JINORA,MEELO, IKKI, PEMA DATS MY AIRBENDER CREW.
  • LIN MAD CAUSE I GOT MORE FLOW THAN A WATERBENDA,
  • AMON U MAD CAUSE THERE AINT NOBODY TO DEFEND YA?
  • ILL RUN OVER ALL OF YA WHILE I RIDE MY BISON.
  • STUNTIN LIKE MY DADDY, BUT YALL BITCHES IS MY SONS.
  • NEXT TIME YOU STEP TO ME, BEST BE DISCREET.
  • UNDERSTAND WE FLY HIGH, WE BE THE LEAF. 

#TENZOUT

MIC CHECK 1,2,1,2

YOU READY, ITS ME

THAT’S RIGHT BOLIN

YOU SEE ME ROLL IN

EQUALISTS? AVATAR? PUH-LEASE.

REPPIN’ THE REPUBLIC CITY STREETS

WITH THEM LADIES WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER

IMMA FUCK YOU UP GOOD

MAKE THE PROBENDING PAIN LINGER

BITCH, WHAT YOU SAY?

THINK YOU CAN WIN

IMMA KICK YO ASS RIGHT OFF ZONE THREE

HOPE YOU CAN SWIM

It seems as though you bitches have come for not only my son, but the new avatar as well. Well You all can Pipe down because the HBIC Has entered the Igloo. Peep My Flow.

UH, UH, YEAH, CHECK IT

NOW THE QUEEN REALLY NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION

AMON, HONEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LIPOSUCTION?

YOUR HEAD’S GOTTEN BIG, THOUGH YOUR BRAIN IS SMALL

I’LL BLOODBEND YOUR TRIFLIN ASS UP A WALL

A REAL OG IS HERE TO TELL

YOU POSERS TO STEP OFF CAUSE IM RAISIN HELL

YOU CAME FOR MY SON AND THE AVATAR TOO?

NEED I REMIND YOU I’VE SAVED THE WORLD BOO.

WATERTRIBE IN THE HOUSE, YOU BITCHES ARE SWEET

NOW BOW TO THE QUEEN AND GROVEL AT MY FEET.

I believe the young ones say “You just got served”

Tenzin fetch my robe

[[wow…]]

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR KATARA HOLY SHIT

I can’t breaaaaaathe and I hate everything!!!!!!!

jesussgkjas dlsajhldsjgkda

y’all bitches best step off

mako got this shit

NICE TRY, BUT DEAR, LET’S RAISE THE BAR A LITTLE HIGHER

I’M MAKO AND I’M HERE TO SET YOUR PANTIES ALL ON FIRE

AND IF I HEAR YOU SAY YOU DON’T THINK I CAN KEEP A BEAT

BETTER BACK AWAY, ‘CAUSE WHEN I RHYME I BRING THE HEAT

BLINK AND YOU’RE BACK IN ZONE TWO, ZONE THREE

YOU’LL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER UNDERESTIMATED ME

DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE THE AVATAR, A REBEL, OR A COP

I’LL MAKE YOUR BODY WOBBLE WHEN YOU FEEL THE BASS DROP

LADIES UP AND SWOON AT THE SOUND OF MY NAME

I LIGHT ‘EM UP INSIDE WITH MY FIRE FERRET FLAME

SO PEOPLE RAISE YOUR HANDS FROM THE FLOOR TO THE ATTIC

CHECK THE OTHER MIC AND ALL YOU’LL HEAR IS JUST STATIC

BUT I’M STILL STANDING, EVEN DOWN TO THE WIRE

MY SECRET IS SIMPLE, BABE, I’M COOL UNDER FIRE

(not actually art but I’m reblogging it anyway—though I did make the gif)

(Source: thetalesofbasingse)