(Source: missmayonnaise)

last minute decision says im going to be going to fanime tomorrow!!! an d ill be giivng out these really poorly cut-out stickers???

SON, WHY WON’T YOU EAT THIS CAKE I MADE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU? WHY WOULD YOU HURT YOUR FATHER’S FEELINGS LIKE THIS? JONATHAN EAT THIS CAKE RIGHT NOW.
dad get out you’re ruining my life!!! i’m not going to eat your fucking cake, get out!
WE DO NOT CURSE IN THIS HOUSE JONATHAN. EAT YOUR CAKE.
no! you can’t make me!
EAT YOUR CAKE SON, YOU WON’T GROW ANY TALLER IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR CAKE.
that doesn’t even make sense!!! stop it dad get out!!!!!
dave is red
john is blue
homestuck is awesome
but so are you
jade is green
rose is pink
you are a lot cuter
than you may think
the trolls are rude
but you are not
i just wanted to let you know
i like you a lotThis is so fucking adorable.
(Source: gogogadgetdildo)

okay… so i’m really nervous about this.
i put on my god tier, though, for courage or some shit.
here goes!
promstuck?
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wow, haha, i’m really bad at this!
uhm… you don’t have to say yes! i mean, if there’s someone cooler you’re going with, i totally get it!
i just thought it was worth a try!
haha.
hahahaha.
oh, god.

(Source: rabbithugs)
Happy
mothersBrother’s Day.OH MY FUCKING CHRIST. I AM SCREAMING. I AM DEAD.
WOW THIS IS REALLY FREAKING CUTE OK.
can…
can we talk about the most adorable dance star ever
that girl is ririri
and she is the best thing to happen to the internet ever
SHE IS SO CUTE
I CANT HANDLE ALL THIS CUTE
oh my god she is ADORABLE
SO FIERCE
Can we do away with Toddlers and Tiaras and replace it with Tiny Asian Children Dancing For Fun?
I second that motion!
SO MANY BABIES
SHE IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING ON THE WHOLE PLANET OMG
oh my fuck
when bro discovers the Japanese language setting on his phone he texts Dave non god damn stop using a kawaii emote in every text
” Dave do the dishes
(*`へ´*)Dave we’re out of milk
!(◎_◎;)Kiddo, I ate all your captain crunch
☆〜(ゝ。∂)I filled your room with cat posters
ψ(`∇´)ψI just sewed the best smuppet ever
*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・’(*゚▽゚*)’・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* “and sometimes he won’t even send him English, just random Japanese gibberish.
“屋良打は釜谷羽田話マラさ ( ;´Д`) “