It’s Homestuck Baby (Call Me, Maybe Parody)
My fandoms now suck like hell
Naruto, Hetalia as well
I need something really swell
to make me waste my whole damn day
Traded my soul for a comic
Tears and screams for an OTP kiss
Not sure that I deserved this
But Hussie’s got his way
3 years of pages turning
Each flash update leaves me yearning
Oh god that meteor’s so concerning
But I ain’t goin’ anywhere baby
I just started reading
And this seems shady
Look at all that slime
now Dave’s a baby??
Now Jack Noir’s going
fucking crazy!
So this is Homestuck?
I love it, maybe
I just started reading
And this seems shady
Half the time I don’t know
Which timeline’s staying
Now Gamzee’s going
fucking crazy
so this is Homestuck?
I love it baby
The kingdom is gonna fall
Jack Noir’s gonna rule it all
Who’re John and Jade gonna call?
3 years, they’re on their way
The lovely white queen has kneeled
The midnight crew’s gonna steal
That ring to rule the whole field
The Condence got her way
My stare was holding
Soda spilled, my fangirl’s showing
Hot night
my screen was glowing
No way I’m going anywhere baby
I keep on reading
And this is crazy
UU’s a cherub
She’s such a baby
Lord English is gonna
Go fucking crazy
So this is Homestuck
I love it maybe
I keep on reading
And this is crazy
Dirkjake, dirkroxy?
Jakerox, roxjaney?
All the shipping’s getting
fucking crazy
So this is Homestuck
I love it baby
Before it came into my life I missed it so bad
I missed it so bad
I missed it so so bad
Before it came into my life I missed it so bad
And Huss should know that
I missed it so so bad
Jesus christ this comic is never gonna end
thank god
It’s tough to look right
At my babies
But this is Homestuck
I love it baby
I just started reading
And this seems shady
The game’s a frog now
[that’s fucking weird, seriously]
And all the other fandoms try to change me
But I’m a Homestuck
So screw off baby!
Before it came into my life I missed it so bad
I missed it so bad
I missed it so so bad
Before it came into my life I missed it so bad
And Huss should know that
It’s Homestuck baby
